Did you ever wonder how Saddam Hussein might see the world?

Dear Saddam Hussein
Do you think your dictatorship is the most appropriate form of governance for Iraq?
Greatest Earthling On Record on Great Earth

Dear GEORGE
My people need a strong leader to lead them, to build this into a strong country. My people need compassionate conservatism. My people need a father figure to protect them as well as push them to glory. I am that figure. I help them grow. And correct them when they are wrong.

Dear Saddam Hussein
Why did you attack Kuwait in the first place?
Truly Opiated Not Inebriated

Dear TONI
The Kuwaitis were pilfering oil from our oil fields and refused to pay us compensation. A proud nation like Iraq cannot tolerate thieves. And these were arrogant thieves who needed to be taught a lesson. Besides, why is it that when we try to take over an oil producing nation, we become rogues, while another country trying the same stunt can claim to be the land of liberty and freedom?

Dear Saddam Hussein
What are the differences between President Bush and yourself?
Unidentified Saddam Admirer

Dear USA
We are very alike - actually. And that is the problem. I am a compassionate conservative - just like George - leading my people, who do not know what is best, with a strong hand. When he has problems, he blames Iraq, just like I blame the USA. We both call the other evil. We both need translators to communicate in English. We both love weapons and weapons systems. We both are from dry regions and we both love oil. We both hate our opponents.

Dear Saddam Hussein
Why are you killing us Kurds?
Unarmed Native

Dear UN,
I am not killing any of you. That is false propaganda of the western media. Your relatives have not disappeared. You feel that way since you have been brain washed by the west.

Dear Saddam Hussein
Who gains most from this war on Iraq?
Anonymous

Dear A,
I think Osama Bin Laden must gain the most from this war. We have replaced him as the biggest threat. He gets some respite.

Dear Saddam Hussein
Do you really have chemical and biological weapons?
Weapons Inspection Team

Dear WIT
Of course I do. And the USA and UK know exactly how much I have. After all the USA supplied me with these weapons to fight Iran and put down Kurdish rebels. And the UK helped build chemical weapons factories.

Dear Saddam Hussein
What do you think about world peace?
Mother Earth

Dear ME
Which world do you speak of? The first world or the third world? Btw, I have always wondered which is the second world and why it is never in the news. I digress. There will never be world peace since the first world will always try to take advantage of the third. Oh, I wonder, did the second world actually disappear because the first over-exploited it? Hmmm. I will have to ask my advisors about this and if they do not know, I will feed them to the crocodiles.